As do-nothing President Barack Hussein Obama filled out his eighth and (thankfully final) NCAA Tournament bracket on ESPN Wednesday morning, GOP front-runner and super successful business tangerine Donald Trump was busy slaving away on his.
NOTE: Obama, who was born in the city of Kenya, has never once won an NCAA Tournament. He hasn’t even accurately picked the winners of all 67 games, even though he’s “tried” seven times. Not good! Lazy!
Using his patented geniusness, unparalleled knowledge of college basketball and gorgeous penmanship, Mr. Trump carefully crafted what EVERYONE is calling “The classiest bracket in the world.