Usually when you talk about what a player has “under his belt,” you’re referring to his experience. When MLB Network analyst and former Red Sox first baseman Kevin Millar says it, he’s referring to, well, something a bit more literal.
Yeesh.
Appearing on the Dan Patrick Show Friday to talk about, ya know, baseball-related stuff, Millar was asked a tangential question about his proprietary “shower body rankings.” He enthusiastically obliged, setting in motion one of the most cringeworthy on-air conversations in sports talk radio history, culminating in a very TMI self-assessment of Dan Patrick’s nude figure.
“Yeah, Schilling, it was not easy on the shower that we have talked about many times, and Gabe Kapler, he was a very good body in the shower,” Millar said.