There’s been way too much urine talk for my liking today. We woke up with the news that Matt Harvey missed yesterday’s start due to having clots in his bladder from holding in his pee too long. And now we find out that Jose Altuve is the luckiest man on Earth.
So we get the whole Jose Altuve is short thing. He’s a super tiny dude, that’s super good at baseball. Jon Heyman and Ken Rosenthal have told us that story plenty of times since Altuve burst on to the scene. But how can this at all be considered an insult or prank to Altuve?