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Johnny Manziel Sets Date To Go Sober, Parties All Over Instagram

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Despite the fact that his father is afraid he’s going to die, Johnny Manziel has been partying his skinny, out-of-shape butt off in Cabo. According to TMZ, he has decided to make this his last hurrah before going sober on July 1st so that he can make it back to the NFL.

Of course it’s hard to believe that anyone who’s serious about changing their life would have a going away party for the lifestyle that all but ruined them. That is to say: setting a specific date to go sober and then just raging in the mean time is the absolute worst way to prepare for sobriety.