Kasich is so America it hurts.
While Donald Trump may be trying to “Make America Great Again” and Bryce Harper may be trying to “Make Baseball Fun Again“, John Kasich is just humming along doing things that just seem to make sense.
Ever since we were in elementary school, we never really understood why we had to go to class and our parents had to go to work the day after the Super Bowl. The game was on late, ~115 million people were watching and then the next morning nobody wanted to learn or work.