We’re gonna start calling Jalen Rose “Lawrence,” because dude just proved he’s the undisputed king of Fishburns.
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“It was important to come to the east coast to spend time with my Valentine,” Rose told Mike Greenberg and PJ Carlesimo on the “Mike & Mike” program Tuesday morning. “Because I heard a rumor — you may not have heard this — but if you don’t spend time with your Valentine, Derek Fisher will.”
In case you haven’t heard, Derek Fisher has a reputation for getting sneaky with other people’s girlfriends. Not only did he infamously start a relationship with Matt Barnes’ ex-wife — something of which Matt Barnes can’t seem to let go — but even Fisher’s players felt uneasy about their coach’s rumored interest in poaching baskebtall babes.