RIO DE JANEIRO — The terrorist organization ISIS claimed responsibility today for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, an event which will sicken athletes from around the world and has threatened to bankrupt the South American host nation of Brazil.
“Operatives helped write the original proposal for Rio 2016 and have been working behind the scenes ever since to bring the Summer Olympics to Rio and make sure these Olympics are the very worst ever,” ISIS claimed in a statement. “This has been some of our most successful work to date.”
The organization offered no proof for the operation, one which would the the longest play yet for ISIS.