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Indisputable Evidence Proving Exactly Which Blue Jays Fan Threw The Beer

Related Topics: Rogers Centre, Play-in game, Beer

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Oh Canada, you’ve really gone and done it this time…

As you’re probably well aware, a fan hucked a beer from the upper deck at the Rogers Centre toward Orioles outfielder Hyun Soo Kim. Under normal circumstances, this wouldn’t be particularly newsworthy, but this was a tightly contested American League Wild Card play-in game in the 8th inning. Adding to drama, this dipshit managed to get away before his fellow bleacher creatures could finger him for stadium security.

Welp, the manhunt for the mysterious beer-thrower appears to be over, as the Toronto Police Department have singled out their suspect: PostMedia journalist Ken Pagan.