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Iman Shumpert Catching Pokemon On Miami Beach

Quick, name two of the corniest things humans have ever created. Did “yoga” and “Pokemon Go” come to mind? Of course they did. That’s because “spiritual group stretching” and “augmented reality anime hunting” are far and away the dorkiest shit you could possibly spend your time doing.

Kyrie Irving and Iman Shumpert did them both on Miami Beach this morning. No joke — Shump nearly caught a Staryu and Kyrie aligned his seventh and ninth chakras.

Just imagine Karl Malone and John Stockton doing this in the offseason.