You’ve most likely seen it by now — it was all over social media on Halloween. Someone threw a dildo onto the field during Sunday’s Patriots-Bulls game, where it was immediately spotted in TV households throughout the nation. Trick or treat, kids! A ref kicked the offending plastic sex toy off the field, but not before closeups revealed what was scribbled onto it.
It read: “Tom Brady’s Dildo”.
The Bills fan who allegedly tossed the comedy phallus appeared on the trainwreck sports podcast and revealed that he smuggled it into the stadium by wearing two pairs of pants.