DEARBORN, MI — A Home Depot associate working today obviously sucks at sports since he’s not in Rio, but walking the floor at the Fairlane North Shopping Center store location in Dearborn, Michigan.
The helpful athletic failure took you to the Aisle 6 to find paint for your upstairs hallway, a no doubt humiliating stroll for him as you realized that he does not possess the abilities to represent our nation at the Olympics. He had enough strength to get a gallon of Dawn Gray paint off the shelf, but not enough to hurl a shot put through the air for the glory of America.