So a man in Croatia was cycling down a country road during a sudden thunderstorm while listening to music on his headphones when he was stuck in the head by lightning. Normally that would have been curtains for Zoran Jurkovic, 41, from the village of Petrovci.
But according to a Croatian newspaper, Jurkovic was saved by his “miracle penis.” The lightning bolt, it seems, did not travel down through his chest, frying vital organs.