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Gymnast Hopes Total Dick Move Will Get Her To Rio

Related Topics: Donald Trump, Woody Allen

Since we can’t cheat death (none of us are Darth Plagueis), we like to leave our mark on the world in other ways. Donald Trump, for example, contracts gaudy buildings with his name on them (and if elected and given the nuclear launch codes, will replace most of the world with a crater). Actors do Woody Allen movies. Scientists cure diseases. But a gymnast from Trinidad and Tobago is trying to do it by having an innovative beam mount named after her:

Although this wasn't my best meet due to dislocating my rib the day before in training, I'm thankful I was able to push through and have a pretty great meet.