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Guarantees Gone God-Awful; The Worst Guarantees In Sports History

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Dictionary.com defines the word “guarantee” as a noun meaning “a promise or assurance, especially one in writing,that something is of specified quality, content,benefit, etc., or that it will perform satisfactorily for a given length of time” or “something that assures a particular outcome or condition”

Jason Terry, apparently, did not read either of those definitions before infamously declaring his overmatched Houston Rockets would extend their series, and their season, against the historic Golden State Warriors.

Sans Stephen Curry, the Warriors put the Rockets out of their misery with a 114-81 victory at Oracle Arena, taking the series in five games.