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Gronkowski Responds To Broncos With Sweet Double-Entendre

Related Topics: Denver Broncos, Death Star

By now everyone knows how you defeat the New England Patriots. It’s a tactic even more well-established than destroying the Death Star, or a Starkiller Base, depending.

You fly in low, avoiding defense batteries and tie fighters, and locate the Patriots’ twin oscillators — in this case Rob Gronkowski’s knees. You destroy the oscillators (take out Gronk’s knees), and the planet blows up, with Brady, Belichick, obnoxious fans, going with it. If Gronk’s knees go, you save the universe.

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

So the Broncos know this — Gronkowski suffered a bruised knee against them earlier this season and had to be carted off the field.