Its boating venues are filled with sewage and the Olympic Village has been declared unlivable, but by Odin’s Raven, Brazil will do what it does best to open the 2016 Olympic Games. And that means naked women.
It’s now official: Gisele Bündchen, supermodel wife of Tom Brady and author of the Super Bowl quote “My husband cannot throw the f-ing ball and catch the ball at the same time,” will headline the Olympic Opening Ceremony on Aug. 5 in Rio de Janiero. Bündchen will portray the “famous Girl From Ipanema,” reports the Daily Mail, and will “strut into Rio’s Maracana stadium to the strains of the famous bossa nova jazz song, played on a piano by Brazilian musician Paolo Jobim.