What we’ve learned so far:
1. Samwell Tarley cures greyscale and gets banished to the Xerox room. Qyburn builds a rickety wooden fail machine, and gets a promotion.
2. Chances are Brad Pitt watched that big battle scene and is dreaming up a new burger for Carl’s Jr. right now.
3. By my count, Arya killed Brienne four times in that “training session.” Arya > Hit Girl > Wonder Woman.
4. Whatever else happens in Westeros, Stannis’ grammar lessons shall live on.
5. The Lannisters blew a 3-1 lead.
Noah Syndergaard with the spear throw on this week's Game of Thrones.