We take a break from focusing on our American athletes to talk about Yuliya Efimova. Efimova is one of the many Russians that were banned from the Olympics for failing a PED test, before the IOC inexplicably allowed her to still participate. This caught the ire of Lilly King, who gave the Dikembe Mutombo finger wave to Efimova, and then beat her in the 100 meter breaststroke. King then doubled down on her comments, proudly proclaiming how important it was to win completely clean.
Despite taking a ton of heat (and probably a ton of PEDs), we officially proclaim ourselves on Team Efimova.