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Fan Hermetically Sealed In Silly String Cocoon (VIDEO)

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Sports teams have a thing about opposing fans wearing jerseys in their house. The Diamondbacks are continually removing Dodgers and Giants fans who seem to get tickets in the seats behind home plate. In case you think that doesn’t sound American, the legal reason is a sports ticket is actually a license to attend, which means it’s revocable (you’re welcome). But that doesn’t give mascots free reign to abuse fans. Although no one’s told Rocky, the Nuggets’ bipolar cougar.

Look, I have nothing personal against the guy, but there are more than few moments when he’s been wackier than Charlie Sheen on a lost weekend.