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Famous Strip Club Offers Cubs Free Lap Dances For Life If They Win World Series

The Chicago Cubs haven’t won a World Series since 1908, but then they’ve never had this incentive. NESN:

V Live, a famous Chicago strip club, is prepared to spoil the Cubs players — for life. “If the Cubs win the World Series, they will have free lap dances forever,” V Live owner Damon Cobb told TMZ Sports.

“This is a very exciting time for Chi-Town.”

Holy Cow!

Although, someone apparently got a head start:

Meanwhile, at the Bear Cave …

So, what’s more valuable: a lifetime pass to Westworld, or free lap dances for life at a strip club?