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3. In that brief but magical moment Eli Man died and Penguin Boy was born in a flash of light and sound.
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4. It is so far unknown what Penguin Boy’s superpowers are, but some think they may involve a propeller hat.
[dons propeller hat] “MAN PENGUIN BOY! AWAAYY!” [is eaten by whale]
— Dan Carson (@TheDoctorCarson)
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5. It is also thus far unknown whether Penguin Boy intends to continue using his powers for evil …
