BuzzFeed · Nov 30, 2015
Eli Manning Has Become "Penguin Boy" And The World Will Never Be The Same
1. During the broadcast of the Giants game on Sunday, the supremely gifted poet who does closed captioning for Fox outdid himself with the following masterpiece:
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3. In that brief but magical moment Eli Man died and Penguin Boy was born in a flash of light and sound.
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4. It is so far unknown what Penguin Boy’s superpowers are, but some think they may involve a propeller hat.
[dons propeller hat] “MAN PENGUIN BOY! AWAAYY!” [is eaten by whale]
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5. It is also thus far unknown whether Penguin Boy intends to continue using his powers for evil …