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Dressage horse has the shit kicked out of him back at the stables by cool racehorse

Related Topics: Dressage, Horse racing, Stable

LEXINGTON, KY — An American horse that competed in the Rio Olympics in Team Dressage, or horsey dancing as it is more commonly known, was beaten up and given a saddle wedgie by the other horses in its stable today upon returning home from the Olympics.

After getting back to the stable late last night after a long flight to Kentucky from Brazil, Mr. Danceskin was found red-eyed in the corner of his stable this morning by his groomer.

“Unfortunately, bullying is a very real problem in the horse community,” said Mr. Danceskin’s trainer, Trish McDowell. “The thoroughbred racehorses are seen as the cool jock horses and more sensitive and artistic beauties like Mr.