Turns out living in mansions, buying sick cars and banging dozens of women -- sometimes 2 or 3 at a time -- ain't all it's cracked up to be ... so says Deion himself.
We know what you're thinking ... THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!!
But Deion says he actually lived through it ... and it was miserable.
"Rock bottom for me was just being in the midst of a game when everybody's screaming when they don't know your middle name," the NFL legend said on Paula Faris' "Journeys of Faith" podcast.
"Rock bottom for me was having hundreds of suits and not covering the pain.