SWING AND A MISS !!!
David Ortiz has finally met a pitcher who can blow a baseball by him ... and, it turns out, it's his girlfriend!!
The MLB legend learned that the hard way when he and his significant other, María Yeribell Martínez, were throwing a party recently to reveal the gender of their unborn baby.
The two came up with a baseball-themed plan to make the announcement ... where María would throw a pitch to Ortiz that he was then supposed to blast into either pink or blue smoke.