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Coming This Summer: Honey, I Shrunk Dan Marino

Holy crap, where did Dan Marino go?

You remember Don Strock, who plated for the Dolphins from 1973-87 and was backup to both Bob Greise and Marino — winning a Super Bowl ring in his rookie year. But most memorable to me was his stint as head coach of the Miami Hooters of the Arena Football League in 1993.

And here’s Marino in heavier times (2003):

But Marino takes his duties as a spokesman for Nutrisystem quite seriously. The guy actually looks too thin to be able to play in the NFL today — which is good.