It’s Day 2 of the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain, where cowards in leotards taunt cattle before torturing the animals to death with spears and swords. Every once and awhile, however, the bulls get in a good shot or two. Today we enjoyed one of those moments.
Andres Roca Rey is a Peruvian matador of some renown — his backwards nation still glorifies prancing sequined idiots. Today he was performing in San Fermin, and, oops! He got gored in the penis. And I guess what they say about matadors is true — they have very tiny penises.