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BREAKING NEWS: The Pizza Rat Has Returned, People!

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If you sit in a quiet space, calm your mind and think really hard, you just might be able to take yourself back to a moment in the latter part of 2015 that brought us all together.

It was a moment of joy and bonding on the internet, before such things were rendered extinct by a horrendous and divisive 2016.

Yes friends, I’m talking about the pizza rat.

WELL HE’S FREAKING BACK AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT IT’S NOT THE SAME RAT.

Oh pizza rat, I never thought I’d be so happy to see a half eaten piece of pie being dragged down the tracks of the L.