Blake Griffin hasn’t played in a basketball game since Christmas, after injuring his quad, then injuring his hand punching a friend outside a Benihana. Classic, right? Here’ an even more cliche story: the 6’10” power forward has a ginormous weiner.
For reals, that was the B plot of Wednesday night’s “Broad City.” Alana meets Griffin in a club, tells him she “wanna climb the beanstalk,” goes home with him, realizes that he’s carrying a can of tennis balls, then recaps her hook-up with Abbi, saying “he fingered me a bunch” and that she gave one of his sneakers to her quasi-boyfriend played by Hannibal Buress (who uses the shoe as a man purse).