In a perfect world, Terrell Owens would be in the NFL Hall of Fame, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition would come out every week, and I’d hold the record for WWE championships. Suck it, Edge!
But we don’t live in anything close to a perfect world (plays Hail to the Chief). Sometimes you have to take your lumps and prepare for better days ahead — which is exactly what Owens is not doing. Having failed to make it into the HOF last month, the former 49er/Eagle/Cowboy did the next best thing. According to reports, he purchased his own gold HOF jacket and had his statistics embroidered on the back.