BUFFALO — Leaving them each with a small suitcase full of clothing and a note saying the boys need a good home where someone cold love them, the Buffalo Bills dropped the Ryan Twins off at the front door of local orphanage early this morning and drove off.
“Please take Rob and Rex and give them a good home,” read the note, scrawled on official Buffalo Bills letterhead. “They mean well, it just wasn’t working out here. They love football and food and cursing and weird pornography. I hope they can be placed somewhere where they can have all of that and where no one cares that they are bad at coaching football.