Like millions of Americans, Bill Belichick is working from home today. Unlike millions of Americans ... HE'S NOT WEARING SWEATPANTS!!
Instead, the Patriots head coach squeezed into his best pair of tight jeans, set up a cam in his office and just gave a signature Belichick pep talk to America about how to crush the coronavirus!
"Hello, this is Bill Belichick," ... (like we didn't already know).
"I want to reach out to you in these uncertain and unprecedented times to let you know that I, and the New England Patriots, are behind you.