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Best Nickname To Come Out Of The #OregonStandoff So Far: Ranch Stupidians

It’s all be worth it just for that.

As you know, there are four Oregon self-styled militia holdouts on the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in who are so far clutching their weapons and refusing to budge, even though the FBI has decided that playtime is over. THe FBI has surrounded the building occupied by the Stupidians, complete with armored vehicles, demanding surrender.

It was a wild night, as one of their sympathizers helped them set up a direct phone line, and recorded about four hours of negotiation talk — much of which was laced with profanity, insane ramblings and a couple of great quotes by the FBI negotiator.