Bill Simmons has officially returned to television, this time armed to the teeth with fucks and shits and A-list celebrities who are willing — nay, eager — to string together fucks and shits when talking about today’s biggest sports controversies. As you might expect, fellow Boston-native Ben Affleck was tapped to headline “Any Given Wednesday” on its maiden voyage upon the sea of hot takes. And as you might have guessed, they went after the NFL for throwing the book at Tom Brady for his role in the presumably intentional under-inflation of footballs.
“Eli Manning,” Affleck started out.