When you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in/around Boston or New York or Chicago, you post pictures of yourself drinking Guinness in some dingy pub basement. One of your eyes is probably half open and there’s just the faintest hint of vomit on your shirt, which is bright green and says something stupid on it, like “Kiss my shamrocks I’m drunk!” When you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Miami, however, the protocol is a bit different (and markedly less depressing).
The 42nd-best women’s tennis player on Earth demonstrated her enthusiasm for the holiday by showing off not one, but two bathroom selfies in a neon green and pink bikini.