It’s always a delight when life imitates Seinfeld, but when it all unfolds in the pages of your local newspaper as part of a glorious prank, then that’s a great day indeed. So you’re familiar with the Ask Amy column, we assume. Amy Dickinson is our current version of Dear Abby, doling out advice to the confused, the lonely-hearted and, in this case, the folks with problems concerning ex-Mets players.
A guy wrote in to Ask Amy, and his “problem” was that a pro sports personality that he had just met was taking their relationship too far, too fast — asking him to help him move, and showing up to his house all the time.