The Philadelphia Eagles haven’t exactly had the most coherent personnel strategy over the last three year, but at least they’re not scared to take chances or correct their mistakes with decisive action. I guess that’s the silver lining? Oh, who am I kidding — the Eagles are a mess right now and EatDatPussy445 is bearing the brunt of their whimsical managerial style.
In his latest rant over the trade that now gives his team a shot at one of two top quarterbacks in this year’s draft, EDP goes from berserk to exasperated to sad to sadder to speechless to apathetic over the course of five minutes and 45 seconds.