Before you get too angry about this, please note that Pizza Hut has made only 64 pairs of these Pie Top shoes — one for each team in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament (Selection Sunday is March 12). So it’s unlikely that anyone you know will be wearing them.
Unless you’re friends with Chubbs from Teen Wolf or Larry Finklestein from Meatballs.
I believe that Nostradamus predicted that one day we’d develop basketball shoes that can order pizza, and that would portend the end of western civilization.