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99 Thoughts Every Swimmer Has When They Swim One Mile

1. What a gorgeous day for a swim!

2. Jfc, it’s cold.

3. One mile in a 50-metre pool is 32 lengths, which is just 16 back-and-forths, which is only a little bit more than 10, and that’s really not very far.

4. My body kinda hurts already though.

5. And I’ve only done two lengths.

6. OK, front crawl is not a sustainable stroke.

7. If I keep doing front crawl, my legs will fall off, I will have nothing to kick with, and then I will drown.