For those still hung over from Hillary Clinton losing the presidency to Donald Trump, we suggest you take a “glass half-full” approach. Realize that with Trump, we just inherited the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States!
Huzzah!
We can now compete with the likes of France, when they try to talk shit because former model Carla Bruni is married to former French president Nicolas Sarkozy!
Melania Trump is three years younger – and eight times hotter! Take that, Frenchie! U-S-A! U-S-A!
The trouble with ranking the hotness of First Ladies, outside of the fact it’s kinda creepy, is that some are actually hot as young women, while others stay hot even through their stay in the White House.