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2. “But do you genuinely like football or do you just say that to get guys?”
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3. “OK, so do you actually understand The Offside Rule?”
Which as everyone knows, is next to Einstein’s theory of relativity in terms of intellectual difficulty.
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4. “I bet it’s all those guys running in shorts you like, aye? Aye? 
