“I was doing leg stretches and my penis and testicles popped out of my shorts.”
2. This girl who required an ice pack for her crotch:
“I was lifting a dumbbell above my head and my shoulder just gave out. So my arm swung down with the dumbbell and whacked me straight in the lady parts. Needless to say I started feeling faint, and a nice guy who worked there helped me out and gave me an ice pack. He kept asking if I was sore anywhere else…”