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10 Things You Must Know About MLB Opening Day 2.0

We’re projecting Tommy Milone to be one of the worst starting pitchers in all of baseball, with a .370 wOBA and an absurd .257 ISO against. The Orioles’ bullpen projects to be bottom 10 in both wOBA and ISO against. While hitting at home doesn’t guarantee the coveted ninth inning opportunities, this “spot” is as good as it gets for a Red Sox offense that will have a slate high implied team total of 6+ runs. They’re also demonstrably cheaper than the other high end offenses in this slate, which makes it easier to stack them alongside expensive pitching.