Here is what I like about Portland:
The food carts, Nike, Caleb Porter horror stories, Kayla Knapp, Powell’s Book Store, Damian Lillard, the city’s walkability, the art, Roscoe Myrick, the farmer’s market, the atmosphere in Providence Park, Merritt’s twitter account, the coffee, the collective hatred of Seattle, the Nines & Diego Valeri.
Other than that, the boss is right, y’all are the worst.
Weather: 70 degrees & partly cloudy.
