I’m just going to start this by saying that no, I have never watched The Amazing Race. (I think.) I’m not completely opposed to it, so don’t think I’m just a hater, even though I might be if I had the opportunity.
Anyway, moving on from that: The MLS playoff race is now truly underway, and Real Salt Lake might just start bouncing around the standings like a pinball being smashed against a target repeatedly. It might be exhausting. Here goes.