*** Walks onto stage, squints eyes due to the blinding stage lights, taps microphone ***
"Uh, is this thing on?"
*** clears throat, pauses for dramatic effect ***
"We're back, baby!"
Oh, it's so good to see you again, RSL nation!
How you been? Off-season treat you well?
Ah, I'm so glad to hear it.
Us?
Well, we've been quite busy the last few months.
Little of this, little of that & a ton has changed, tbh.
What's that?
Oh, you don't care about me?
That's hurtful.