1. Hey, so, things aren't going well, huh? What's that about?
[insert visual of The Scream]
It's bad. The results are worse than when Sigi lost his job. It's bad. The results are worse than when the team went out and pumped big money into the 2015 Summer Transfer Window signing Valdez, Friberg, Torres and Ivanshitz. They were expected to struggle. Sounders fans saw Portland's regular season failures after their Cup. We pointed fingers, and laughed.
Maybe this is a cosmic curse due to that.
The problems, in no particular order.