Thank you, thank you, thank you! You are indeed the great uniter. It would be foolish of us to attempt to impeach you. You have done so much for us.
As you must know by now, Democrats outnumber Republicans in this great country by a significant number, but we are a lazy, uninformed bunch that takes it easy and doesn’t vote in large numbers. But you have changed all that. You have united us to wake up and mobilize and get out and vote.
Your policies and lies will ultimately be your undoing. Go ahead and close the border.