"What boy hasn't done this in high school?" she asks. "Please, I would like to know."
Since she asked so nicely, I went on Twitter, looking for men who managed to get out of school without committing attempted rape. Turned out to be pretty easy. I found lots of them.
A guy named Phil said: "It was all I could do to get the courage to ask a girl to a movie. The car bench seat next to me was safer than a fallout shelter." A guy named Charles had a similar experience. "I barely committed kissing," he said.