HIM (looking up from the Salt Lake Tribune): Hey! It looks like there’s gonna be an epic smackdown between our families. Mano a mano time. It’ll be the Yankees vs. the Red Sox. The Jets vs. the Sharks. Microsoft vs. Apple. Marvel vs. DC. Biggie vs. Tupac. Cats vs. dogs . . .
ME: Stop. I get it. Why are we smacking down? Also, I thought WE were a family. You. Me. All those kids we kept having. Remember those guys?
HIM: Our elected officials feel like he’s had his 40 years of fame and now it’s a woman’s turn to represent.