So, you’re with us for this crazy journey that is the 2018 World Cup. You sure got a treat yesterday, didn’t you? Five goals from Russia? Vladimir Putin shaking hands with Mohammed bin Salman over FIFA president Gianni Infantino’s lap? No red cards (sigh)? Yeah, it was a day to remember.
What’s that, you say? You missed it? You just want to see the goals? OK. That can be arranged.
But you know what? We didn’t get a chance at an underdog story. Not even close. It’s funny, though. Russia and, say, Germany?